ARE YOU IN A MOOD TO FOOL EVERYBODY?

Look no further! zBigsies introduces our delightful product - the Toinky! It is a chair in the appearance of a toilet! This way, you can amuse and shock your friends with your awesome chair. Best of all, no plumbing repairs are required!

Our amazing models!

NOTABLE FUNCTIONS:

- a "flusher" (not shown in models on your left)
- lightweight (so it's easier for YOU to carry around!)
- lid to open and close
- and many more!

ALSO AVAILABLE:

- from the classic color white to the ROYGBIV rainbow color!
- custom-designed toilet. You know you want to design it!
- no water, so it won't leak in your room! Or an optional choice of having a drainer and a plugger just to make it realistic ;)
- instruction manual just to get a good understanding of our very unique and prank-ful product.

NEED TO CALL US??

Our phone number is +12345678901. We are available 24/7 for any questions and comments you want to make. Pranksters are welcome, but be careful!

If you do not want to give us a call, we are always an email away at wereallydonthaveit@noemail.com. We always have a person on standby for the computer to answer any of your questions and comments as soon as possible. Though we do read your messages, we may not always reply. :(

COMING SOON IN THE YEAR 3000 A.D.